The Background is a Ruse

What was supposed to be an art blog but is now more of a general blog.
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reblog if ur an ethereal being of pure light

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goatcorporation:

i take umbrage with the inclusion of cactus cooler, for cactus cooler is not a generic citrus soft drink but in fact a pineapple-orange soda with a distinguished southwestern flair

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

the only people that like me live THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM ME wtf

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ryclops:

one of the best hypothetical questions i have ever heard (source)

clater:

i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin

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bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

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a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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humansofnewyork:

"We don’t like pictures like this. It is not good to deduce an entire country to the image of a person reaching out for food. It is not good for people to see us like this, and it is not good for us to see ourselves like this. This gives us no dignity. We don’t want to be shown as a country of people waiting for someone to bring us food. Congo has an incredible amount of farmland. An incredible amount of resources. Yes, we have a lot of problems. But food is not what we are reaching for. We need investment. We need the means to develop ourselves." 

(Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)

openlyawesome:

August 18, 2014

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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

coolator:

this is the worst sentence i have ever read

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

@yugichrist

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homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

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