The Background is a Ruse

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aaronalexovich:

STORM BREWING…

aaronalexovich:

STORM BREWING…

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

doctorattanowinchesterholmes:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

7357

moira-the-piemaker:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

notevennice:

Happy 4/13 here’s me juggling on a giraffe unicycle.

that’s it that’s gamzee he is real

there he go

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

image

10 hours ago with 295,094 notes

cryptic-tits:

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

They even tried to sell disposable underwear at one point

sucysucyfivedolla:

funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

THAT FUCKING LAST ONE THOUGH OH MY GOD

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

15 hours ago with 125,574 notes

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

16 hours ago with 62,244 notes

wsswatson:

fk4eva:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…